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The Perfect Photo

                             



Barney tells us how to take the perfect picture :D ;D
Wanna know how to piss your friends and bros with the perfect picture ??


“Okay, so how do I take the Perfect Picture,” you ask? Easy. Look at any picture of me.

“But Barney,” you’re saying, “I don’t look like you.” True, but maybe that’s because I’m not wearing a backwards trucker hat or standing shirtless next to a pimped-out Civic. You need help. Here it is.

How To Take Perfect Pictures

Step 1: Put on a suit. Just kidding. You’re already wearing one. Right? RIGHT?!

Step 2: Stand in front of a full-length mirror and practice your “perfect pose.” Things to focus on: angling your body in relation to the lens so you appear strong and sexual (think Barack Obama). Also, you’ll want to broaden your shoulders to appear extra manly (think Hillary Clinton).

Step 3: When you’re at a venue where cameras are common (parties, birthdays, a camera store), listen for clicks, beeps and servos, as these are the sounds of digital cameras snapping away. Try to ignore the camera bearer and her friends’ “amazing” stories about how smart their cats are and put yourself in prime position for a picture behind them.

Step 4: Watch for premature flashing (aloha!), as most cameras flash twice. After the first, you have between one and three seconds to transition into your perfect pose. Don’t dawdle.

Step 5: Review your photo. It should be perfect. If not, a few hours of Photoshop can fix anything (exception: Meg Ryan). Now, post your photo and get ready to post.

Office posters !!

Dear bros!
Great news: For a limited time barney's famous office poster collection is available again (first come first serve).

Order from facebook( http://m.facebook.com/login.php?next=http%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2F4oh4.php%3Fid%3D223590724374713%26refsrc%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.barneystinsonblog.com%252Fbarneys-office-posters-christmas-2012%252F&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.barneystinso Dear bros! Great news: For a limited time my famous office poster collection is available again (first come first serve).

Order from facebook or online store. nblog.com%2Fbarneys-office-posters-christmas-2012%2F&_rdr)  or online store.( http://www.barneystinsonblog.com/barney-stinson-motivational-posters/ )

BRO BIBS!!

HEY BROS!!
I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE BRO BIBS ARE FINALLY IN THE MARKETS



SOME OF THE BEST ARE :-

The Classic
Description: A black suit jacket, white shirt and a black tie
“An awesome suit deserves awesome protection. So ‘bib up’ with The Classic – the bib that started it all.”

The Priest
Description: Black button-down bib with white collar
“Spilling is a sin. Keep your frock fancy with this divine bib that’ll leave your congregants singing your praises!”

The NBA Player
Description: Bare chest with a basketball jersey
“A gigantic bib for a gigantic man. Only available in XXXXXL and XXXXXXL.”

The Sunburn
Description: Splotchy red flesh
“Fell asleep in the sun? No problem. Wear this splotchy red bib to match your splotchy red flesh.” (Built-in aloe dispenser available with the deluxe model.)

The Pimp
Description: Crushed velvet purple bib with a zebra-striped collar and thin gold chains
“Pimpin’ may not be easy, but staying clean is with The Pimp from Brobibs.com. Show your suit as much love as you show those buxom ladies.”

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